AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! I wrote this entire post yesterday, thought I hit the publish button, and apparently didn't. *mutters under breath* Please excuse me while I go bang my head on my desk. In the meantime, enjoy another Smile a Little Monday post!
Its been a while since I posted some crazy product warnings...I've missed these waaayyy too much for my own good ;)
Shipment of hammers
May be harmful if swallowed.
Manual for an SGI computer.
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Its been a while since I posted some crazy product warnings...I've missed these waaayyy too much for my own good ;)
Shipment of hammers
May be harmful if swallowed.
Manual for an SGI computer.
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
Packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Turn off motor before using this product.
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Do not drive cars in ocean.
Laundromat triple washer
No small children.
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Can of black pepper.
Instructions: usage known.
Bag of cat biscuits
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
Car Manual
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Espresso Kettle
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
T.V. manual
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
VCR box
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Toilet brush
Do not use for personal hygiene.
Black rubber fishing worm
Not for human consumption.
See why I love them? :P I hope y'all have a wonderfulMonday Tuesday!
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Can of black pepper.
Instructions: usage known.
Bag of cat biscuits
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
Car Manual
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Espresso Kettle
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
T.V. manual
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
VCR box
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Toilet brush
Do not use for personal hygiene.
Black rubber fishing worm
Not for human consumption.
See why I love them? :P I hope y'all have a wonderful
~Peace, love, rickshaws~
Forever and Always a JesusChick ♥
I seriously love your blog! That post was hilarious. I too simply adore stupid product warnings. One of my favorites is the commercials for medications. I love it when the person is listing side effects and says, "In some cases the medication can cause shortness of breath and in some rare cases...death." I was like. Uh...death?
ReplyDeleteOhmygosh, I'm dying. Scratch that -- I'm dead. You killed me with humor. x.x
ReplyDeleteThis was awesome!!
xoxo,
Jessica @ Diary of a Beautiful Soul
The one about the T.V. manual? Hilarious! Where do you get these?
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, did you seriously find those on real products?! Because if so, that is epic. Incredibly so! xD
ReplyDeleteAlso, I totally agree with Joanna - my family always hushes when they list the side effects of medications on TV because they're so ridiculous! It's like, yes, this pill is supposed to help you, but you can't take it if you're anything less than in PERFECT health and - oh yeah - taking it might kill you. Carry on. xD