Sunday, January 29, 2012

Benefits

So, over these past few days, I've been a little under the weather. Coughing, sore throat, you know, the usual January sicknesses. I have been contemplating, and I've realized that there are many benefits to being sick:

~Getting to hang out around the house all day in your pajamas.

~Being excused from dish duty after dinner.

~The ability to prank call people and them have no idea its you because your voice sounds like it belongs to a dying hippo.

~When you cut yourself a piece of that scrumptious chocolate cake and your siblings (aka the vultures) come out, pestering you for a teeny bit (which we all know isn't so teeny), you have a reason to deny them. Oh my dear sister, you reply gently, I don't want you to get sick. All the while, in your head you are giving an evil laugh, cackling "Its all MIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!"

~Watching Tangled for the seventh time in one day

~Laughing at your cat fleeing for its life as he hears you try to sing along with Tangled, in a voice that would even make the sounds of a dying hippo a melody to ones ears.

~Watch insane amounts of iCarly and pretending you have a mustache like Sam

~Burying yourself in a pile of unused tissues and waiting for an expecting victim to terrify.

~Impersonating Darth Vader.

Yeah, that's pretty much all I've got. Being sick really isn't that great.
~Peace, love, bottlenose dolphins~

4 comments:

  1. Aww!! I hope you get better really soon!!! :)

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  2. Get well soon! I've been sick lately, too. But I'm getting over it! Haha
    By the way, I love your new design!

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  3. Lol! Yeah I've got the sniffles too. I got that already earlier this month!!! WAAHH!! Just kidding.
    P.S. Hey I bet hanging around in your PJ's all day isn't too hard! Sometimes we don't get out of ours until like 1:00PM. :) Mary

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  4. Wow... with the way you described it, being sick sounds awesome. No sharing food... that made me laugh XD Feel better soon! P.S. Tangled rules.

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