Monday, March 26, 2012

Smile a Little Monday {11}

For some reason, I love these crazy warnings labels XD

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.


Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant
Use only on underarms.

Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Rain Gauge
Suitable for outdoor use.

RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe

Triops Fish Food
Warning: Not for human consumption

Home Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume

Road Sign
Cemetery Road. Dead End

Church Parking Lot Sign
Thou shalt not park

Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.


Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.

Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food

Helmet mounted mirror used by cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.

Blanket from Taiwan:
Not to be used as protection from a tornado


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I just want to thank you guys for everything. You all mean the world to me. So many times on my birthday I started crying because y'all were so sweet, and I just was getting so emotional. You guys totally made my day, just so you know :) I have a more detailed thank-you post coming, so watch out ;D 




~Peace, love, you sweet followers whom I adore~
Forever and Always a JesusChick ♥

8 comments:

  1. Those things are sooo crazy!! LOL I love them! Thanks for making my Monday a little less "Monday". LOL

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  2. Ha! Girl, you make my day with these posts! Love the one about the earplugs and the one about the cemetery. :P

    God bless you!
    Joy :D

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  3. Haha, this was hilarious! And now, because I have never took the time to read the warnings,instructions, or other things on the back of items--I shall for the enjoyment of it. :) Love this.

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  4. hey, there, jesuschick. -.^

    oh my gosh... that hair coloring one got me laughing, and I didn't stop till the end. ...earplugs?? seriously, most of these warning labels are to protect them from stupid peoples' lawsuits, but... someone tried to swallow them?!

    and actually, my dad is a construction worker, and he can attest to the ac unit one. that used to be the easiest, most popular way to get them out buildings. hence the warning label ;D

    xoxoxo,
    Jess

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  5. p.s. just have to say, your playlist is awesome. scotty mccreery = ♥♥♥

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  6. Oh my gosh! These are so funny!

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  7. LOL!!!!!!! I love the mattress. I actually laughed out loud....into the silent house... nobody asked me why though. hehe.

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  8. Hahahaha! Oh, these are amazing! :)

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